A toastmaster is the person who eats a meal they dont want so they can get up and tell a load of stories they cant remember to people who have already heard them.
An after dinner speaker either drives a point homeor drives the audience home.
Speeches are like babies - easy to conceive but hard to deliver.
Heres to you and yours and to mine and ours. and if mine and ours come across you and yours, l hope you and yours will do as much for mine and ours, as mine and ours have done for you and yours'
Before l begin, heres a note from the chef advising all those who had the seafood starter to leave for the nearest A&E dept immeadiately
'I asked your chairperson for details of the people l would be speaking to today - numbers, broken down by age and sex - and he replied 'yes they are....'.
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